What Not To Eat: A Repost
Monday 27th October 2008
How to make Stewed Mother
You will need:
Dried-up Horlicks
Golden syrup
Filter coffee
Vitamin pills (yes, my heart stopped at the sight of those too)
Strawberry Nesquik
Chicken Cup-a-soup
Crackers
Chocolate sauce
Strawberry sauce
Four individual sachets of sugar
A potato peeler (NOTE: not a knife, because everybody knows Mum goes ballistic at the sight of you using a knife. So a potato peeler is sooo much better...)
Stir it together until it looks like this:
Then make sure you track through as much of it as possible so the mixture can be evenly distributed throughout the house:
(Thankfully the recipe ends here - I caught them before they worked out how to turn the oven on, or before they ate any of it. Although in hindsight, maybe that was a bad thing - maybe it would have cured them from ever stepping foot in the kitchen again...)
How to make Stewed Mother
You will need:
Dried-up Horlicks
Golden syrup
Filter coffee
Vitamin pills (yes, my heart stopped at the sight of those too)
Strawberry Nesquik
Chicken Cup-a-soup
Crackers
Chocolate sauce
Strawberry sauce
Four individual sachets of sugar
A potato peeler (NOTE: not a knife, because everybody knows Mum goes ballistic at the sight of you using a knife. So a potato peeler is sooo much better...)
Stir it together until it looks like this:
Then make sure you track through as much of it as possible so the mixture can be evenly distributed throughout the house:
(Thankfully the recipe ends here - I caught them before they worked out how to turn the oven on, or before they ate any of it. Although in hindsight, maybe that was a bad thing - maybe it would have cured them from ever stepping foot in the kitchen again...)
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